Text Box: ARTIFICIAL FRESH AIR IN A CAN This product contains added amounts of artificial residues and exhaust gases. It is designed for city dwellers for whom the sudden inhalation of real fresh air might cause respiratory overload. We gather our air from a clearing in the rainforest on the Oregon coast. We filter it to remove any traces of dead animal odors or even a hint of rotting plant life. Then we carefully add appropriate amounts of pollutants that city dwellers are more accustomed to in their air. High quality imported carcinogens, Pesticide residue (PCBs) from the Willamette river bottom, and pure unadulterated exhaust fumes. Take a deep, artificial breath!

"Let Us Spray"  ARTIFICIAL FRESH AIR IN A CAN
 another product presented by our Artificial Products division.

"For when the real thing just won't do!"

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